Urine Quotes

61 Urine quotes by 50 unique authors

It's not a big part, ... I wheel in an ultrasound machine and say to Taylor's gynecologist, 'If you have a problem with it, just… — Craig Kilborn
The smell of factory farms . . . many notice these places only when the odours reach their homes, affecting their own quality of life.… — Matthew Scully
There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT DRUGS bumper sticker… — Barbara Ehrenreich
When I heard the word ''stream'' uttered with such a revolting primness, what I think of is urine and not the contemporary novel. And besides,… — James Joyce
I wouldn’t wear a tie-dyed tee-shirt unless it was dyed with the urine of Phil Collins and the blood of Jerry Garcia. — Kurt Cobain
So if there were a container of contaminated urine, and somehow it managed to find its way to someplace a lot of damage could be… — Benjamin Carson
Intravenous injections of extract from dog's pancreas, removed from seven to ten weeks after ligation of the ducts, invariably exercises a reducing influence upon the… — Frederick Banting
Indian yellow, banned. Cows were poisoned with mango leaves and the colour was made from their urine. It is the bright yellow in Indian miniatures.… — Derek Jarman
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. — Rodney Dangerfield
I lost 90 pounds and my blood pressure went down to a normal level and the salt in my urine disappeared. And that was when… — Ron Perlman
You have to taste the sour urine before you break the jug. — Clive Barker
Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices… — James Joyce
I too love everything that flows: rivers, sewers, lava, semen, blood, bile, words, sentences. I love the amniotic fluid when it spills out of the… — Henry Miller
There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine. — Bret Easton Ellis
I used to have a cat, an old fighting tom, who would jump through the open window by my bed in the middle of the… — Annie Dillard
Why did you leave? (Aiden) I took care of the person harassing him. Threat gone. Job eliminated. Anything else you want to know? Dental records,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and punched… — Paul Neilan
What is that smell? (Nick) (It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.) Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things. — Terry Pratchett
How clear the realization one is going mad -- the mind has a silence, nothing happens in the physique, urine gathers in your loins, your… — Jack Kerouac
In our time, the symbol of state intrusion into the private life is the mandatory urine test. — Christopher Hitchens
You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine. — Justin Halpern
The Assassin moved quietly from roof to roof until he was well away from the excitement around the Watch House. His movements could be called… — Terry Pratchett
We’re beings toward death, we’re … two-legged, linguistically-conscious creatures born between urine and feces whose body will one day be the culinary delight of terrestrial… — Cornel West
Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious. — Yann Martel

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