Urine Quotes
- Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Unknown Author
- Some astronauts describe the routine flushing of urine into space, where the freezing temperatures turn the droplets into a cloud of bright, drifting crystals, as… — Eugene Cernan
- We are working with a biotech company, Calypte, which has designed a urine test for the HIV antibody. — Luc Montagnier
- You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running… — Chris Kattan
- The United States has been declared under martial law...All constitutional rights have been suspended. Anyone interfering with the collection of urine samples will be shot.… — Jello Biafra
- I really want to urine on him but he's too far down so I put it in a cup and go pour it on 'em. — Styles P
- You see so many different fighters going into comas and dying. All fighters are taking is a urine test. From what I hear, enhancement drugs… — Floyd Mayweather
- You better pay for that pee-stick when you're done with it. Don't think it's your's just because you marked it with your urine! - Rollo — Juno (The Movie)
- Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, 'cause it's sterile and I like the taste.… — Dodgeball
- Astronauts living on the International Space Station will soon be getting their drinking water from a new system that recycles their urine into drinkable water.… — Seth Meyers
- When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble. — Nikhil Saluja