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Until Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and…
- Health care is too expensive, so the Clinton administration is putting a high-powered coporate lawyer - Hillary - in charge of making it cheaper. (This…
- The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an…
- This is the most elaborate and luxurious method of convincing others that you can cook. Take everybody out on your yacht until they're green in…
- If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.
- In the Soviet Union, no industry went under until they all did.
- Until I carried my wife off to New Hampshire, she defined wilderness as the Bronx.
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- I started out in life as a poet; I was only writing poetry all through my 20s. It wasn't until I was… — Paul Auster
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- It's all fun and games until someone loses their wifi signal. — Nikhil Saluja
- I still don't know how to end conversations with people, so now I just quietly hug them until they go away. — Nikhil Saluja
- Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. — Richard Armour
- Thou hast created us for Thyself, and our heart is not quiet until it rests in Thee. — Saint Augustine
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we… — Don Adams
- A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. — John Barrymore