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• I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.
• For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what God can be,…
• Sci-fi has never really been my bag. But I do believe in a lot of weird things these days, such as synchronicity.…
• Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.
• God was treated like this powerful, erratic, rather punitive father who has to be pacified and praised. You know, flattered.
• England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they…
• I can never do better than Fawlty Towers whatever I do. Now I very much want to teach young talent some rules…
• If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
• Most of the bad taste I've been accused of has been generic bad taste; it's been making fun of an idea as…
• If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
• If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
• You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

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