Uncle Quotes

416 quotes by 326 authors

[Moses] is obsessed with hip-hop and wanted a gold chain like his uncle Jay-Z. — Gwyneth Paltrow
I am further back, surrounded on all sides by wailing men, their faces shiny with tears. Uncle Al promised three dollars and a bottle of… — Sara Gruen
My mother adores singing and plays piano. My uncle was a phenomenal pianist. My brother John is a double bassist. I used to play the… — Fiona Shaw
Whether you're a mother or father, or a husband or a son, or a niece or a nephew or uncle, breast cancer doesn't discriminate. — Stephanie McMahon
My dad remembers being in school with my uncle, and the teacher would say outright to the class that the Japanese were second-class citizens and… — Mike Shinoda
Put yourself in Hamlet's shoes. Suppose you were a prince, and you came back from college to discover that your uncle had murdered your father… — Art Buchwald
My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious. — Kreayshawn
I am in competition only with my father and my uncle (Mukesh Bhatt) because they taught me what I know today. I only believe in… — Pooja Bhatt
I came from somewhat of a musical family. I had an uncle on Broadway. My dad kind of knows how to play instruments. Although, I… — Nate Ruess
I don't like to be described as a Southern writer. The danger is, if you're described as a Southern writer, you might be thought of… — Walker Percy
And if there are no cars or planes, and if no oneâ€™s Uncle John is out in the wood lot west of town banging away… — Stephen King
The capacity for friendship usually goes with highly developed civilizations. The ability to cultivate people differs by culture and class; but on the whole, educated… — Margaret Mead
I only hope to do well enough before I die to have a house as big as my rich Uncle Ed and Aunt Carole. — Pat Conroy
I had an uncle who was a postal official at the Polish post office in Gdansk. He was one of the defenders of the Polish… — Gunter Grass
Theatre people, who are an adaptive species, know that to remain sane in the process of production where everyone and his uncle has an opinion… — John Lahr
As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick… — Dean Norris
Uncle fought in Vietnam and then he fought a war all by himself. — Bob Dylan
I first went to the Chubut valley, the colony that runs about 800km across the width of Argentina, in 2000. My uncle had been there… — Matthew Rhys
There's a phrase, "sitzfleisch", which means just plain sitting on your ass and getting it done. Just showing up for work. My uncle Raphael was… — Peter S. Beagle
I used to have a silk dressing gown an uncle bought in Japan and when I came downstairs in it, my dad used to call… — David Walliams

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