Tweets Quotes
- For those who were offended by my tweets; fuck you. — Nikhil Saluja
- Having tweets favorited rather than being retweeted isn't the same thing as getting friend zoned but it feels similar — Nikhil Saluja
- I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets? — Nikhil Saluja
- Cloning seems like a good idea. I'd have much more time to come up with funny tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
- Whenever I'm feeling happy, I log on twitter and read your inspirational tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
- Sometimes I get the feeling that you guys aren't thinking about my tweets all the time. — Nikhil Saluja
- Many of us have hundreds and thousands of Tweets. It only takes one Re Tweet to change someones world click away, click away! — Stanley Victor Paskavich
- If any of my tweets offend you, let me know so I can block you. — Nikhil Saluja
- If we put half the effort in coming up with a cure for cancer as we do with good tweets we would have found one… — Nikhil Saluja
- Judging by the tweets, you guys all lead really interesting lies — Nikhil Saluja
- I often wonder how my tweets are going to sound when read aloud at my future divorce hearing. — Nikhil Saluja