Tweets Quotes

86 Tweets quotes by 50 unique authors

• I star you, you star me, we're a happy family! -This is what I'm usually singing while starring your tweets, guys. — Nikhil Saluja
• The more she likes you, the less she likes your tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
• Tweeting is the new social addictions that causes everyone to wonder who someone is talking about — Taelor Chardae
• Calls are cool, texts are alright, tweets are chill, a Facebook message is okay, but nothing beats seeing someone in person. — Anurag Prakash Ray
• You can steal my tweets if you like, but I lick every single one before I tweet them. — Green Monk
• Do you know realness is very very rare , kinda like you . We in Duval co, love2 love you; esspeacilly me grade; promote my… — Unknown Author
• Facebook : Posting 100's of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100's of tweets in a day = NORMAL — Kiana JWilson
• Let's be real, there's nothing wrong in a distant relationship that is honest but we must live in a realistic fact that phone calls are… — Kemmy Nola
• I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to… — David Sedaris
• If tweets remain a person's own ideated words, then his retweets (RTs) are likely to be his own thoughts only created and spoken by others… — Anuj Somany
• I showed my therapist some of my tweets and now she's seeing a therapist. — Nikhil Saluja
• I don't need beer to have a good time, I just need it to focus, avoid depression, good tweets, fall asleep, and maintain an erection. — Nikhil Saluja
• I always wonder if doctors could read their own tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
• If someone stole your tweet just write 50 more tweets or have them murdered. Simple. — Nikhil Saluja
• My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on my tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
• The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
• I lost her at stop telling me about your funny tweets — Nikhil Saluja
• I started pooping 10 times a day because it's where I come up with my best tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
• People with more than 50,000 tweets should officially be declared as Senior Citizens of Twitter. — Nikhil Saluja
• I like my sex like I like my tweets, Forced and meaningless. — Nikhil Saluja
• My tweets are my moods, they're not up for a fucking debate. — Nikhil Saluja
• ________ is now single. oh hell, here comes the Sex Bashing Tweets. — Nikhil Saluja
• If you post too much inspirational tweets, I'm reporting you for inappropriate activity. — Nikhil Saluja
• I'd have more funnier tweets if I was surrounded with more idiots. — Nikhil Saluja
• I don't hate you. I hate your watsapp jokes. I hate your tweets. I hate your Facebook Status. I hate your foursquare check-ins. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Tweets Quotes

50 authors contributed a total of 86 Tweets Quotes, led by these top contributors:

• 34 Tweets Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
• 3 Tweets Quotes by Unknown Author
• 2 Tweets Quotes by Jack Dorsey
• 1 Tweets Quote by Tyra Banks
• 1 Tweets Quote by Tucker Max
• 1 Tweets Quote by Thomas Frank
• 1 Tweets Quote by Taelor Chardae
• 1 Tweets Quote by T-Pain
• 1 Tweets Quote by Susan Orlean
• 1 Tweets Quote by Steven Pressfield
• 1 Tweets Quote by Stanley Victor Paskavich
• 1 Tweets Quote by Skylar Astin
• 1 Tweets Quote by Sandy Carter
• 1 Tweets Quote by Ryan Holmes
• 1 Tweets Quote by Robin Williams
• 1 Tweets Quote by Robin Sloan
• 1 Tweets Quote by Penelope Keith
• 1 Tweets Quote by Neil deGrasse Tyson
• 1 Tweets Quote by Mindy Kaling
• 1 Tweets Quote by Michael Showalter
• 1 Tweets Quote by Michael Anti
• 1 Tweets Quote by Mary Norris
• 1 Tweets Quote by Maisie Williams
• 1 Tweets Quote by Kiana JWilson
• 1 Tweets Quote by Kemmy Nola