Tv Quotes

2988 Tv quotes by 2159 unique authors

The life we see in tv is just the fake reflection of the real one..... — Unknown Author
But I want people to understand that poker's not all glamorous, it's not all being on TV and making tons of money. It's a hard… — Chris Moneymaker
Not having the online game has made it more difficult. There are a lot of young and upcoming players in poker. But you don't get… — Chris Moneymaker
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV — Hussein Nishah
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real — Hussein Nishah
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV — Hussein Nishah
I watched a black and white TV for so long, so when I got a color TV I picked the red one — Hussein Nishah
The Lingerie Football League is changing their name to Legends. No more lingerie. They will play in bra and panties instead. It's a sad day… — Rudy Espinoza
Leverage the awesomest tv show of all time — Aaliyah Hurley
Who needs day time tv when you have Facebook there is more drama here then on bold and the beautiful — Nishan Panwar
*home alone* Me: *sitting on couch watching TV* *doorbell rings* Me: THEY'VE COME TO GET ME! Me: *panics* Me: *hits the floor and procedes to… — Jamzy
Listen there's something I have to tell you... I don't just like like you. I like like like like like like like like like you.… — Unknown Author
The hardest part of life is having to let go of your fears, and facing the facts: you can't always get what you want, life… — Unknown Author
You like a show I seen on Tv, you ain't tough enough, You a virgin to that pistol you ain't bussing nothing — Dzodiac
What's the point of blurring out the middle finger on TV, like oh you've fooled me, what's behind that blur? Is it an umbrella? An… — Persia
You might have watched a movie or TV Show way before I did, but please don't spoil it for me. I swear, I would grab… — Pradeep Chandra
Do you feel like you are dragging, tired, and stuck in a situation you didn't create? Well I'm not a doctor, but I have seen… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
She is Beautifuler then the models on TV(: — Massie Moxley
Your so fat, when u walk past the tv u missed 5 shows — Unknown Author
Watch something on TV thats makes you LAUGH and SMILE, before you go to bed,and you will wake up with a SMILE:) SMILE everyday and… — Unknown Author

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