Turnips Quotes

31 quotes by 27 authors

The huge round lunar clock was a gristmill. Shake down all the grains of Timeâ€”the big grains of centuries, and the small grains of years,… — Ray Bradbury
He tapped my chest. 'Happy is here.' He tapped his own chest. 'Here.' I looked down past my chin. 'Inside?' 'Inside.' It was getting crowded… — Jerry Spinelli
Yeah, right. I donâ€™t believe that one for a minute. What do you think? I fell off a turnip truck? (Simone) Honestly? All I was… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
These Atlantikoinonia. Theyâ€™re human? (Acheron) What else would they be? Turnips? (Tory) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba) Iâ€™m a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip. — Terry Pratchett
Pyp had stabbed a turnip with his knife. "The night is dark and full of turnips," he announced in a solemn voice. "Let us all… — George R. R. Martin
Women. You'll interpret anything as love. You see a man wearing an idiotic expression, and you assume he's been struck by Cupid's arrow when in… — Lisa Kleypas
They were frightening enough, but Tessa could not help but feel that if Will were there, he would have commented that they looked like turnips,… — Cassandra Clare
If there were only turnips and potatoes in the world, someone would complain that plants grow the wrong way. — Georg C. Lichtenberg
My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into bands with names like Heave and Squatting Turnips. — Dave Barry

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