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• This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. — Richard Burton
• [There is] one distinctly human thing - the story. There can be as good science about a turnip as about a man.… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
• Cuisine has become too complicated - this is about subject, verb, adjective: duck, turnips, sauce. — Alain Ducasse
• I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect… — Marlene Dietrich
• ....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard. — Mark Twain
• I look like a turnip with hair in the morning! — Dominic Cooper
• I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water;… — Erik Satie
• I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip. — Billy Bob Thornton
• In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has — Mark Twain
• There's no getting blood out of a turnip. — Frederick Marryat
• The turnip is a capricious vegetable, which seems reluctant to show itself at its best. — Waverley Root
• Mr Earbrass stands on the terrace at twilight. It is bleak; it is cold; and the virtue has gone out of everything.… — Edward Gorey

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