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I'd have you lot up in front of the University authorities first thing in the morning, if it wasn't for the fact…
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
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Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about…
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What’s this here,†he said suspiciously, “about us got to give you faggots?†Oh, we have to have them,†said Newt, “We…
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The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
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Sam Vimes could parallel process. Most husbands can. They learn to follow their own line of thought while at the same time…
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Popular Turnips quotes from across the collection:
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In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has
— Mark Twain
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This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.
— Richard Burton
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Cuisine has become too complicated - this is about subject, verb, adjective: duck, turnips, sauce.
— Alain Ducasse
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I eat only white foods: eggs, sugar, grated bones, the fat of dead animals; veal, salt, coconut, chicken cooked in white water;…
— Erik Satie
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To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl.
— Saadi
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[There is] one distinctly human thing - the story. There can be as good science about a turnip as about a man.…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the turnips had more to do with the effect…
— Marlene Dietrich
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....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.
— Mark Twain
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