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- If Iran obtains nuclear weapons, then almost certainly Saudi Arabia will do the same, as will Egypt, Turkey and perhaps others in… — John Bolton
- Turkeys know their names, come when you call, and are totally affectionate. They're better than teenagers. — Elayne Boosler
- That's the ultimate goal of most turkey recipes: to create a great skin and stuffing to hide the fact that turkey meat,… — Alton Brown
- You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids,… — Steve Carell
- When turkeys mate they think of swans. — Johnny Carson
- You know, I don't really understand a suburban environment. I want to be out in the woods, I want to be where… — Karen Allen
- I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went. — Kelly Clarkson
- Unless you're living on the street and surviving on a diet of discarded turkey drumsticks, there's no point in being gloomy. We've… — Jarvis Cocker
- What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- I received a letter just before I left office from a man. I don't know why he chose to write it, but… — Ronald Reagan
- It's like cuddling with a Butterball turkey. — Jeff Foxworthy
- I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at… — Mitch Hedberg