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Kids have *_____ never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original… — Dave Barry
Jet lag is for amateurs. — Dick Clark
Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan
When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like,… — Dane Cook
You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as… — Lewis Black
My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible words then before… — Dennis Miller
Travel like Ghandi, with simple clothes, open eyes and an uncluttered mind. — Rick Steves
I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags. — Guy Clark
People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people… — Louis C. K.
Travel works best when you're forced to come to terms with the place you're in. — Paul Theroux
People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It… — Louis C. K.
The major advantage of domestic travel is that, with a few exceptions such as Miami, most domestic locations are conveniently situated right here in the… — Dave Barry
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel. — Yogi Berra
You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate… — Edwidge Danticat
Not only does travel give us a new system of reckoning, it also brings to the fore unknown aspects of our own self. Our consciousness… — Ella Maillart
Shall we ever see the 10 million things of the universe simultaneously in order to be the all? I am convinced that to live is… — Ella Maillart
Travel can also be the spirit of adventure somewhat tamed, for those who desire to do something they are a bit afraid of. — Ella Maillart
There is a part of me that still wants to go out and grab a backpack and unplug - not take a cellphone or even… — Emilio Estevez
Writing allows me the time to travel and see the world, which is what I always wanted to do. I'd really like to have been… — Alan Dean Foster
Spirit of place! It is for this we travel, to surprise its subtlety; and where it is a strong and dominant angel, that place, seen… — Alice Meynell
I travel to Jakarta, I see what an important country it is. I've been working with them for a year. — Anatoli Boukreev
As I travel across the country speaking about MS, perhaps I can offer others comfort and hope. — Annette Funicello
I see a trend here where the President seems to think his job is to count votes and then try to make a deal That's… — Anthony Weiner
As an actor, I travel around a lot and live in a lot of hotels, and many times I've been in a town where the… — Beau Bridges
Yeah. I've been pretty fortunate to travel I guess, all around the place. — Ben E. King

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