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The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite

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Jeremy Clarkson has 85 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If you're thinking of coming to America, this is what it's like: you've got your Comfort Inn, you've got your Best Western,…
Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices. After the…
Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants…
The "public" seems to have bought into this belief that life can, and should, be run without risk, that all accidents are…
This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.
Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and…
I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last…
Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard…
Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?
Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called…
This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying…
I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

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I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.' — Joan Rivers
Whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally… — Christopher Hitchens
The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite — Jeremy Clarkson
I think it would be bizarre to pick somebody to speak at the convention based on their sexual preference, because once you… — Gary Bauer
I'm the ugly sister. I'm the fat one. I'm the transvestite. I have had those mean things said about me at least… — Khloe Kardashian
I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there! — Eddie Izzard
I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls. — Sarah Silverman
A transvestite spends her entire life trying to look as feminine as possible and I have clearly spent mine celebrating my masculinity. — Vin Diesel
I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'. — Demetri Martin
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they… — Kurt Vonnegut
Was it weird hearing from Jace?" asked Simon, his voice carefully neutral. "I mean, since you found out..." His voice trailed off.… — Cassandra Clare
Where are you anyway? (Acheron) I don't know. I hear some godawful kind of music from outside, horns blaring, and I'm in… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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