Told Me Quotes

2338 Told Me quotes by 1631 unique authors

He [Bill Clinton] told me that he caddied in the same group with me in the Hot Springs Open. That's why I voted for him,… — Tommy Bolt
I'd always done a lot of sniffing glue as a kid. I was very interested in glue, and then I went to lager and speed,… — Irvine Welsh
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got… — Jack Handey
I wrote those poems for myself, as a way of being a soldier here in this country. I didn't know the poems would travel. I… — June Jordan
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like:… — Wendy Liebman
This is for you. A mage named Randal told me to give it to the Band if you ever came back. 'It surmounts evil,' he… — Janet Morris
A newborn child has to cry, for only in this way will his lungs expand. A doctor once told me of a child who could… — Sadhu Sundar Singh
Grandma told me Mama was once caught by the Principal for writing in the front of her book, "In Case of Fire, Throw This in… — Erma Bombeck
'Confusion is the last stop on the way to clarity,' he told me. 'The part of your mind that thinks it knows it all is… — Alan Cohen
My doctors told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother. — Wilma Rudolph
Well, I have considered myself to be very fortunate in that I have been able to do mostly only that which my inner self told… — Albert Einstein
They told me if I voted for Goldwater, he would get us into a war in Vietnam. Well, I voted for Goldwater and that's what… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
Gouverneur Morris had often told me that General Washington believed no more of that system (Christianity) than did he himself. — Thomas Jefferson
Just because I didn't do what you told me, doesn't mean I wasn't listening to you! — Hank Ketcham
My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, "Just wait." — Judy Tenuta
I told my doctor, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills" and he told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. — Rodney Dangerfield
Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago.... — Mary Mapes Dodge
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty one. — Bob Hope
I mulled over what he had told me as I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really - like a beer that's been in a brawl. — David Justice
Out in the Pool certain other boats caught the eye... each carried a bright fire amidships, in a brazier, beside a man, two small barrels… — Unknown Author
Once when I'd been in a lot of bunkers, my caddie told me he was getting blisters from raking so much. — JoAnne Carner
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because… — Unknown Author
When I was a kid, my father told me every day, 'You're the most wonderful boy in the world, and you can do anything you… — Unknown Author
But when I did it (the triple-double), I didn't even know it until someone told me. — Oscar Robertson
The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and… — Jerry Lewis

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