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Thinking Quotes by Andy Rooney
- Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How…
- I am an atheist... I don't understand religion at all. I'm sure I'll offend a lot of people by saying this, but I think it's…
- I think Dan [Rather] is transparently liberal. Now he may not like to hear me say that. I always agree with him, too. But I…
- A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?". She doesn't care what you…
- I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
- When I write, I use an Underwood #5 made in 1920. Someone gave me an electric typewriter, but there's no use pretending you can use…
- I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time…
- Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot…
- I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out…
- I'm in a position of feeling secure enough so that I can say what I think is right and if so many people think it's…
- I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I…
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