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Cynthia Heimel has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth.
• If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
• I remember the day we were hanging around the band's commune and Roger came in with the press kit for a rock…
• Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life, and only when we have these major dramas taken care of…
• Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling…
• We have to have faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she…
• One does not have to sleep with, or even touch, someone who has paid for your meal. All those obligations are hereby…
• The media know exactly what they're doing, focusing our attention on Arsenio's hairdo. We need to keep our brains brimming with rubbish.…
• Dogs are us, only innocent.
• Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which…
• All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not…
• When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

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