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• Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
• Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making…
• There is no strong beer, just weak men
• If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
• If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot…
• Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except…
• After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut…
• I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing…
• Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
• I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I…
• I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
• The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other…

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