Telling Quotes

3439 Telling quotes by 2398 unique authors

My whole life, I've been telling jokes. — Brad Garrett
There is a spiritual capacity in carbon as there is a carbon component functioning in our highest spiritual experience. If some scientists consider that all… — Thomas Berry
I need to keep my story count high. I'm trying to get as many stories in my hour as is humanly possible. We're telling more… — Shepard Smith
The telling of stories, like singing and praying, would seem to be an almost ceremonial act, an ancient and necessary mode of speech that tends… — David Abram
Stop telling it like it is and start telling it like you WANT it to be! — Esther Hicks
I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the presidency and that if the cancer was not removed the president… — John Dean
I hate telling that story to people who've been struggling for years. — Terry Goodkind
Show as much interest in what your children tell you as they have in telling you. — Wes Fesler
Understand that all emotions serve you. Those you once thought of as negative emotions are merely calls to action. For example, if you feel frustrated… — Tony Robbins
You do not explain the tree by telling of the water it has drunk, the minerals it has absorbed, and the sunlight that strengthened it. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling… — Jack Handey
I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before… — Jack Handey
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I'm telling you, I will bark at any sound… — Jack Handey
I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?! — Jack Handey
One difference between savagery and civilization is a little courtesy. There's no telling what a lot of courtesy would do. — Cullen Hightower
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner… — Mark Twain
Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to. — Unknown Author
Worry is a subtle way of telling God that He's fallen asleep at the wheel and that things aren't under His authority, but ours. — Margaret Feinberg
You don't think people would go on about my looks if I was No. 500 in the world instead of No.12, do you? Anyway, as… — Anna Kournikova
When I won Wimbledon, I said to God: just let me win this one tournament and I won't play another match. Maybe God's telling me… — Goran Ivanisevic
We all know the guy who sits at the end of the local bar telling the story of how he threw the winning touchdown pass… — Don Panoz
There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth - their lips move. — Felicity Kendal
Men will pay large sums to whores for telling them they are not bores. — Wystan Hugh Auden
When you consider what you would love to accomplish in your life but feel ill-prepared to bring it about, picture the eighty-nine Michelangelo living five… — Wayne Dyer
Truth-telling to Congress and the public is not disloyal in America: it is an expression of the higher loyalty officials owe to the Constitution, the… — Daniel Ellsberg

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