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Teeth Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- Mankind has invested more than four million years of evolution in the attempt to avoid physical exertion. Now a group of backward-thinking atavists mounted on…
- Never do anything to a clitoris with your teeth that you wouldn't do to an expensive waterproof wristwatch.
- West Germans are tall, pink, pert and orthodontically corrected, with hands, teeth and hair as clean as their clothes and clothes as sharp as their…
More Teeth Quotes
- Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad… — Joseph Barbera
- Writers like teeth are divided into incisors and grinders. — Walter Bagehot
- We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of… — Dave Barry
- Americans may have no identity, but they do have wonderful teeth. — Jean Baudrillard
- Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue. — Ambrose Bierce
- It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth are rotting when I listen to the radio. — Unknown Author
- If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out. — George Brett
- Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all. — James Brown