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• A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple…
• [A mathematician is a] scientist who can figure out anything except such simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
• Egocentric: A person who has his I's too close together.
• After wisdom comes wit.
• Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
• Life is a game played on us while we are playing other games.
• The tongue is the only muscle in the human body that never gets tired [talking].
• A husband is like a fire. He goes out when unattended.

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