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Allan Sherman has 27 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a…
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The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.
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Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to…
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You may be wondering why I went from over there to over here. Well, that was choreography.
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Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.
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I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where…
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A committee is a group of individuals who all put in a perfectly good color, and it comes out gray.
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Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.
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In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony…
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Teacher, teacher, I declare, I see your purple underwear.
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The head coach don't want no sissies, so he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
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There's Beatles books and T-shirts and rings, and one thing and another. To buy my daughter all these things, I had to…
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I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans,…
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If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.
— Albert Mohler
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At home, off-duty, I wear T-shirts from Fruit of the Loom - but I have them tailored.
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When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up…
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I have a wardrobe full of expensive clothes, but wear the same two T-shirts. I've never found a look.
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I like to wear a lot of baggy things. Like, I buy guys' clothes, like T-shirts, and I cut them up and…
— Taylor Momsen
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I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later…
— Thom Yorke
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Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?
— John Green
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He may not see the King's antique apparel on kids in the Hall, but he does feel a tinge of nostalgia. The…
— Unknown Author
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The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.
— Adam Rex
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I like a girl to look relaxed. Tight jeans and rock t-shirts are cute!
— Devon Werkheiser
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When a pastor continually makes light of the character of our Lord by speaking in scatological tones about the Son of Man's…
— Steve Camp
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