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John Oliver has 98 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,…
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Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.
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Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting.…
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Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.
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Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.
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News is not a game show. You don't win a car if you happen to be right.
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Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord…
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Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
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Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states…
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If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come…
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You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter,
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One thing that America is objectively exceptional at is overreacting whenever anyone accuses them of not being exceptional.
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History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.
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Isolation is the sum total of wretchedness to a man.
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You are the sum total of everything you've ever seen, heard, eaten, smelled, been told, forgot - it's all there. Everything influences…
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There is no such thing as a person. There are only restrictions and limitations. The sum total of these defines the person.…
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The sum total of each man's giving determines the standard of man's civilization.
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Life is like a game of chess...there are many moves possible, but each move determines your next move...where you wind up is…
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Everyone has faith in God though everyone does not know it. For everyone has faith in himself and that multiplied to the…
— Mahatma Gandhi
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According to the true Indian view, our consciousness of the world, merely as the sum total of things that exist, and as…
— Rabindranath Tagore
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The Present is the living sum-total of the whole Past.
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And after your death, when most of you for the first time realize what life here is all about, you will begin…
— Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
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The purpose of life is undoubtedly to know oneself. We cannot do it unless we learn to identify ourselves with all that…
— Mahatma Gandhi
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Perfect love is to feeling what perfect white is to color. Many think that white is the absence of color. It is…
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