Stupidity Quotes

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Whenever I did anything wrong, stupid or hard-hearted, and I have done many things that were all three, my mother always said "it is because… — John Ruskin
Idleness is the stupidity of the body, and stupidity is the idleness of the mind. — Johann Gottfried Seume
Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not. — Frank Zappa
Why do most people think their own impoverished lives must be the norm of the universe? — Poul Anderson
A certain combination of incompetence and indifference can cause almost as much suffering as the most acute malevolence. — Bruce Catton
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. — George Bernard Shaw
Christmas is at our throats again. — Noel Coward
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it. — Gracie Allen
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks
Though age from folly could not give me freedom, It does from childishness. — William Shakespeare
The amity that wisdom knits not, folly may easily untie. — William Shakespeare
Blow, blow, thou winter wind, Thou art not so unkind As mans ingratitude Thy tooth is not so keen, Because thou art not seen, Although… — William Shakespeare
The stupider the peasant, the better the horse understands him. — Anton Chekhov
He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir. — Benjamin Franklin
My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over… — Dave Barry
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There are a tremendous number of idiots who look so good. It's frightening. — Dean Cain
If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break… — Erma Bombeck
The British are apt to make merits of their stupidities, and to represent their various incapacities as points of good breeding. — George Bernard Shaw
What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity. — George Bernard Shaw
Stupidity is better kept a secret than displayed. — Heraclitus

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