Stupidity Quotes

1273 Stupidity quotes by 795 unique authors

If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them? — Francis Parker Yockey
Against a stupidity that is in fashion, no wisdom compensates. — Theodor Fontane
[On President Bush's plan to get to Mars in 10 years] Stupid. Robots would do a better job and be much cheaper because you don't… — Stephen Hawking
War is utter damn nonsense, a vast cancer fed by lies and self seeking malignity on the part of those who don't do the fighting. — John Dos Passos
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik
There are two kinds of friendship: one is genuine affection, the other is inability to refuse. — Umberto Eco
The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes. — Gary Larson
A leapord never changes his stripes. — Al Gore
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. — Thomas Beecham
To appreciate nonsense you must first acquire wisdom, then compromise the two; only then will the fool understand you, and believe himself to be wise. — Unknown Author
Whenever I did anything wrong, stupid or hard-hearted, and I have done many things that were all three, my mother always said "it is because… — John Ruskin
Idleness is the stupidity of the body, and stupidity is the idleness of the mind. — Johann Gottfried Seume
Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not. — Frank Zappa
Why do most people think their own impoverished lives must be the norm of the universe? — Poul Anderson
A certain combination of incompetence and indifference can cause almost as much suffering as the most acute malevolence. — Bruce Catton
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. — George Bernard Shaw
Christmas is at our throats again. — Noel Coward
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it. — Gracie Allen
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book. — Bill Hicks
Though age from folly could not give me freedom, It does from childishness. — William Shakespeare
The amity that wisdom knits not, folly may easily untie. — William Shakespeare
Blow, blow, thou winter wind, Thou art not so unkind As mans ingratitude Thy tooth is not so keen, Because thou art not seen, Although… — William Shakespeare
The stupider the peasant, the better the horse understands him. — Anton Chekhov
He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir. — Benjamin Franklin
My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over… — Dave Barry

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