Stupidity Quotes

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Stupidity is much the same all the world over. A stupid person's notions and feelings may confidently be inferred from those which prevail in the… — John Stuart Mill
I am the harvest of man's stupidity. I am the fruit of the holocaust. I prayed like you to survive, but look at me now.… — Eugene B. Sledge
Satire always benefits when evil and stupidity collide. — Gary Shteyngart
Remember: Bureaucracy elevates conformity ... Make that elevates 'fatal stupidity' to the status of religion. — Frank Herbert
I am not a perfect being. . . . I have more faults than I know what to do with. I have a naughty temper.… — Helen Keller
The common curse of mankind, folly and ignorance, be thine in great revenue! — William Shakespeare
This man, lady, hath robb'd many beasts of their particular additions: he is as valiant as a lion, churlish as the bear, slow as the… — William Shakespeare
She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love… — William Shakespeare
We that are true lovers run into strange capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly. — William Shakespeare
. . . it seems to me certain that more people are killed out of righteous stupidity than out of wickedness. — Karl Popper
If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them? — Francis Parker Yockey
Against a stupidity that is in fashion, no wisdom compensates. — Theodor Fontane
[On President Bush's plan to get to Mars in 10 years] Stupid. Robots would do a better job and be much cheaper because you don't… — Stephen Hawking
War is utter damn nonsense, a vast cancer fed by lies and self seeking malignity on the part of those who don't do the fighting. — John Dos Passos
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik
There are two kinds of friendship: one is genuine affection, the other is inability to refuse. — Umberto Eco
The great thing about this jungle of ours is that anyone of you could grow up to be Lord of the apes. — Gary Larson
A leapord never changes his stripes. — Al Gore
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. — Thomas Beecham
To appreciate nonsense you must first acquire wisdom, then compromise the two; only then will the fool understand you, and believe himself to be wise. — Unknown Author

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