Street Value Quotes by Celia Rivenbark

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Celia Rivenbark has 10 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
• And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be grateful for…
• Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for…
• I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you…
• I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means…
• Pecans are not cheap, my hons. In fact, in the South, the street value of shelled pecans just before holiday baking season…
• Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I…
• To the newcomer to the south, hearing that a coworker plans a weekend visit to 'mama and them's' (the correct plural possessive,…
• I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.
• Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

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