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- When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. — Barack Obama
- It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better… — Louis Armstrong
- Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. — Unknown Author
- Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. — Katt Williams
- You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Unknown Author
- I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman
- They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet. — Timothy Leary
- You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus
- Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. — Kid Cudi
- Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all reppin taylor gang. — Wiz Khalifa
- It will be difficult to return to racing this weekend after Marco's terrible accident in Sepang but I think it is the… — Casey Stoner
- Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana. — Melissa Etheridge