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Stomach Quotes by Mark Twain
- Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But…
- Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.
- If there is one thing that will make a man peculiarly and insufferable self-conceited, it is to have his stomach behave itself, the first day…
More Stomach Quotes
- I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into a row… — Drew Barrymore
- It's no fun to protest on an empty stomach. — Michael Bloomberg
- An army marches on its stomach. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny. — Jo Brand
- If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives. — Marlon Brando
- Never try to negotiate with anyone after he or she has eaten. People are best persuaded on an empty stomach. And forget… — Joyce Brothers
- The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions. — Samuel Butler
- I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then… — Drew Carey
- There is love there. And then there's times when I can't even stomach Simon. You don't have to sit next to him.… — Paula Abdul
- For a man to attain to an eminent degree in learning costs him time, watching, hunger, nakedness, dizziness in the head, weakness… — Miguel de Cervantes
- A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it. — Frank A. Clark
- I've had this terrible stomach problem for years, and that has made touring difficult. People would see me sitting in the corner… — Kurt Cobain