Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

Language is for a normal human conversation, sign language is for some special people but a silent heart to heart conversation is to connect with… — Bhargavi
If I take you away from me before I met I was single and unhappy for 7 months straight and idk how explain why I… — NIKLOVESMEEKA
Babey you are always going to be one les lonely girl I love you — NIKLOVESMEEKA
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change relationship status. After 3 it should be default to unstable — Unknown Author
Find Someone who change your life not your relationship status.. — JuLian AndRew
Is the glass half empty or half full? Life and relationships work better when the glass is half full. Below are some simple yet specific… — Unknown Author
This feeling so old but I love it, You made me so addicted like an alcoholic, I can't even remember the days when it started — Emanuel Sebastiao
Relationship Status : Battery died when I was about to say her 'I love you' , now she is taken. — Neeraj
I don't hate you. I hate your watsapp jokes. I hate your tweets. I hate your Facebook Status. I hate your foursquare check-ins. — Nikhil Saluja
Can't believe people still go to the gym when you can just post it as your status and go have some ice cream.. — Ritu Ghatourey
Whether you are HAPPILY single, HAPPILY in a committed relationship or HAPPILY married the key is not the status but YOU understanding that YOU deserve… — Ritu Ghatourey
; I'm that girl. the one who purposely puts a status with a quote explaining exactly how I feel about you :* — Unknown Author
People with Hey there! I am using whatsapp status are actually Not using WhatsApp ..!!:D — Akbar Cullen
It seems like only people doing REALLY well in life post those Facebook status updates where every third letter is randomly capitalized. — Nikhil Saluja
Ladies, men will listen to all your problems if you learned how to say thank you with a blowjob. — Ephrem Hardin
Your status might say single, but your heart always finds a way to say taken. — Levita Charin
If YOU have to ASK, if YOU 2 are IN A RELATIONSHIP or NOT then YOUR STATUS is SINGLE!!! — Jason Clark
Facebook should add sexually active to their material status, it would save us on tons of poking. — Nikhil Saluja
Some People Make Themselves Feel Special Unnecessarly Thiinking The Status We Update Are About Them. If They Were About You, We Would Have Tagged You… — Lekoma Precious Napo
When gays hack into their boyfriend's Facebook account, do they change the status to, I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PUSSY!? — Nikhil Saluja

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