Status Quotes
- Girl: Why do you constantly keep posting my name as your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind?… — Bubbly
- Just went on Facebook and saw a status saying 'like if your in the virgin crew xxx' I think I've lost hope in humanity — Amit Verma
- Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant. - * puts… — Kiara Leigh:*
- All it takes to reach success is patients but yet I get impatient because I enjoy it when the bank is my current location — Unknown Author
- I will bury you vertically to make sure you UNDER STAND — The Joker
- Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The square pegs in round holes. The ones who see things differently. They aren't… — Brittany_Snyder
- Motivational status of the day: Don`t be a douche. — Alisa Gattus
- You dont have to like me I'm not you facebook status — Unknown Author
- Just because I put up a status saying something random, does not mean its about you! and if you think it is, then it must… — Nishan Panwar
- How am I supposed to mind my own business if you put all your personal problems as your status and it shows up on my… — Nishan Panwar
- Is better u update yo fb status I WANT ATTENTION than to dress half naked — Sniper
- The true definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expects different results, nothing in this life that doesnt have… — Blaze Olamiday
- I been in a single status when I change it into in a relationship with someone..all of my friends won't believe it!lol — Enihpesoj
- Heartbreaks?i got it!!and I come to make an account of a guy and turn it into my man..in short I make it as my boyfriend.im… — Enihpesoj
- When people make a status saying 'Likes' to just see how much likes they can get and not give anyone a like because you can't… — Corey Bird
- I Dont Care if Some People Dont Like Me, after All Im not an FB status — Unknown Author
- Who cares if people dont like me,after all,im not a facebook status to be liked. — Redeyeen
- When they start setting their status as Got asked to go to prom...again:)..I'm awesome. ....You know they've moved on. — Bailey Heideman
- Write a facebook status. Gets no likes. Delete. — Young Siddiq Prince
- When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me. — Ryan Lewer