Status Quotes

1261 Status quotes by 934 unique authors

I move mean! Even when I'm nice. — Mac Measy
The higher Your status in life, the higher your ur faith, where ever your faith can't take you to you can't be, the seize of… — Franklin Freeman
That annoying moment when you post a funny status and there`s that one person who ruins it by sayin something serious -_- — Tanya Bianco
My First FACEBOOK STATUS in 2013 will be . IS ANYONE ALIVE ??? — Tanya Bianco
Relationships These Days Are Harder Now Because CONVERSATIONS Become TEXTING, ARGUMENTS Become PHONE CALLS, and FEELINGS Become STATUS UPDATES !!! — Alexis Williams
My status is single, my heart is taken, but my mind is confused. — Raghib Clitso
Now a days People are judged on Facebook profiles and whats-app status updates. — Sushan
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as… — Hussein Nishah
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah
That awkward moment when your Facebook status gets no likes — Hussein Nishah
-SINGLE Is not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong to live and enjoy life without depending on others. — Vanessa
You don't have like me I am not Facebook status — Newlove
Being over protective doesn`t means that you`re selfish sometimes its just one way of letting people know that yours is yours — John Arteme
Don't pay attention to this status, I'm standing alone in public so I'm doing this to make it look like I`m texting. — Lars Propst
If school has taught us anything, its texting without looking! — Unknown Author
Why are there so many handicap parking spots at Sports Authority? — Benny
No matter how long a tunnel is, there's always a light at the end, your present status doesn't define your future virtue, just don't give… — Blaze Olamiday
Being single isn't a status it shows that you can live without relying on someone else. — Destiny
You want a tampon for that status?You moody bitch. — Kaylee Smicklo

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