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Statistics Quotes by Mark Twain
- The pulpit and the optimist are always talking about the human race's steady march toward ultimate perfection. As usual, they leave out the statistics. It…
- If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of star dust lost…
- Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with…
- I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.
- There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
- Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
- Love is not a product of reasonings and statistics. It just comes-none knows whence-and cannot explain itself.
- July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves,…
More Statistics Quotes
- If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of… — Mark Twain
- The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to… — Norman Ralph Augustine
- If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur. — Red Adair
- We made too many wrong mistakes. — Yogi Berra
- We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have… — Niels Bohr
- The pulpit and the optimist are always talking about the human race's steady march toward ultimate perfection. As usual, they leave out… — Mark Twain
- It is not once nor twice but times without number that the same ideas make their appearance in the world. — Aristotle
- If I am given a formula, and I am ignorant of its meaning, it cannot teach me anything, but if I already… — Saint Augustine