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Jen Kirkman has 43 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Admittedly, the masturbation story is just a "Hey, this is one of my best-of's, I'll throw it in the special." But the…
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People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because…
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I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find…
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I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I…
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I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and…
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Not that that's my goal, but when you're very wealthy and very famous, you can have a lot more decisions in what…
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I realized that even I have weird intimacy issues with humans - like, I need my friendships to get deeper, I need…
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I think people with anxiety do different things during different years.
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Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit…
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I have some pretty wonderful friendships, so that's been really good for me. In the past year, I've really worked on that.…
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I have no interest in saying "This is who I am! This is what I'm like!"
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I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation…
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