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People Quotes by Jen Kirkman
- People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic…
- I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.
- I realized that even I have weird intimacy issues with humans - like, I need my friendships to get deeper, I need to be locked…
- I think people with anxiety do different things during different years.
- Whatever my life looks like, I want it to be real and big and full. I want when, if I get hit by a car,…
- I have some pretty wonderful friendships, so that's been really good for me. In the past year, I've really worked on that. I think when…
- My joke is a picture of David Bowie on his balcony in the '70s in a suit in Paris, and unless that's you, I'm not…
- Actually, my friendships are changing because my friends have kids, so that's a new aspect to the material. Not just that I don't want to…
- I wonder if that's the difference between fathers and mothers. I'm friends with people who have kids that are like 5 and under, and they're…
- I'm tired of explaining to Hollywood that people would laugh at me, because I go around America making them laugh every week. Nobody would be…
- I really will never understand pushing back on comedians who are like, "I'm like a politician campaigning and shaking hands with these people. They're going…
- I had no idea that marriage was only supposed to be between two people who wanted to get between the sheets and make more people.…
- The urge that most people feel to have kids is the exact same as the urge that I have to not have kids. I do…
- A lot of relationships have ended for me in my 20s, because I knew that eventually those people would wanna settle down and have kids.
More People Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also need to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle