Spoon Quotes

179 quotes by 165 authors

Where our knowledge of beauty harmonizes with the ludus naturae, sorcery begins.No, not spoon-bending or horoscopy, not the Golden Dawn or make-believe shamanism, astral projection… — Hakim
Maybe you weren't born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but like every American, you carry a deed to 635 million acres of public… — John Garamendi
The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. Once invented, it cannot be improved. You cannot make a spoon that is better… — Umberto Eco
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. — E. M. Forster
I give the spectator the possibility of participating. The audience completes the film by thinking about it; those who watch must not be just consumers… — Michael Haneke
The worst thing you can do to a child, and I've seen it happen so many times, is the silver spoon. — Elton John
They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand,… — Edward Lear
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! — Paul Lynde
Are your kids learning the right lessons about 9/11? Ten years after Osama bin Laden's henchmen murdered thousands of innocents on American soil, too many… — Michelle Malkin
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! — Demetri Martin
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. — John Mayer
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. — John Mayer
Every decently-made object, from a house to a lamp post to a bridge, spoon or egg cup, is not just a piece of 'stuff' but… — Kevin McCloud
My mother would thump me sharply on the head with a thimble or a spoon if I became too noisy with the whistle when I… — Lincoln Steffens
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth. — Pete Townshend
A man with a silver spoon may get his share of supporters, but he can never be an inspiration for somebody! Patience and hard work… — Kailash Kher
The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army… — Jerry Seinfeld
There are those hearts, reader, that never mend again once they are broken. Or if they do mend, they heal themselves in a crooked and… — Kate DiCamillo
If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak. — Lawrence Block
Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sinâ€¦ I poked a badger with a spoon. — Eddie Izzard

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165 authors contributed a total of 179 Spoon Quotes, led by these top contributors: