Spoon Quotes

179 quotes by 163 authors

The Little Boy and the Old Man Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the old man, "I do that too." The… — Shel Silverstein
The Owl and the Pussycat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat: They took some honey, and plenty of money Wrapped up in a… — Edward Lear
Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed… — Stephen Colbert
Instead of idleness, vanity, or an intellect formed by the spoon-feeding of others, my girls have acquired energy, industry, and independence. — Geraldine Brooks
I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knifeâ€¦ as if Iâ€™m lacking manual skills or teeth. I have both, however. Thatâ€™s why… — Margaret Atwood
Aye, well, he'll be wed a long time," he said callously. "Do him no harm to keep his breeches on for one night. And they… — Diana Gabaldon
You're the little spoon, aren't you? — Rob Thurman
Oh, the testosterone. You could have cut it with a cafeteria spoon. — Lilith Saintcrow
Buttercup's mother hesitated, then put her stew spoon down. (This was after stew, but so is everything. When the first man first clambered from the… — William Goldman
If you knew how to cook, maybe I would eat," Jace muttered. Isabelle froze, her spoon poised dangerously. "What did you say?" Jace edged toward… — Cassandra Clare
I beg your pardon. Iâ€™m not gross. (Simone) Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. Iâ€™ve seen you in the mornings. Youâ€™re not… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I love the cancer spoon! — Vicki Pettersson
Look, I donâ€™t care what the Ooga-Boogas do. It sounds like they need a family counselor, not a sniper. (Steele) Theyâ€™re not Ooga-Boogas, theyâ€™re Uhbukistanis.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Thatâ€™s Narmer with the spoon,â€ I guessed. â€œAngry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? — Rick Riordan
What were you thinking? You just met him. (Selena) I know. Itâ€™s so not like me, but I couldnâ€™t help myself. It was just like… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
And you, Kibbles, had better lay off me. One more growl and I swear Iâ€™m going to geld you with a spoon. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
There was something about a man with a shovel, and the sweat on his neck might as well have been chocolate sauce. It wasn't fair.… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
You know what I like about you? You have no sense. You sit here in my house, you can barely hold a spoon, and you're… — Ilona Andrews
Might as well try to drink the ocean with a spoon as argue with a lover. — Stephen King
If someday, in a morning, you see you, in a mirror or the dent of a spoon, and wonder Where is my soul and Where… — Naomi Shihab Nye

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