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I think in life we get very caught up in the minutia and, unfortunately, it generally takes some sort of tragedy in your life to… — Eli Roth
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe instead of telling… — Jack Handey
If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort… — Jack Handey
You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while. It's their way… — Jack Handey
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of… — Jack Handey
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick. — Jack Handey
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun… — Jack Handey
We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting… — Jack Handey
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just a big field… — Jack Handey
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into… — Jack Handey
If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in his lecture, just let out a big snort… — Jack Handey
If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape… — Jack Handey
I've always felt that maybe one of the reasons that I did well as a student and made such good grades was because I lacked… — Denton Cooley
I've always thought that my exposure to competitive sports helped me a great deal in the operating room. It teaches you endurance, and it teaches… — Denton Cooley
He's a very competitive competitor, that's the sort of competitor he is. — Unknown Author
Theatre artists are essentially sort of charlatans and thieves, I mean that's the tradition that we come from, so I have absolutely no, I make… — Simon McBurney
I suppose as an actor you become very sensitive to rhythm, not just rhythm as you look at it sort of from the, from the… — Simon McBurney
I sometimes feel that I am trying to dig in the world around me. I'm involved in another kind of archaeology to look for another… — Simon McBurney
The only way that you can keep moving forward, finding other ways of expressing things about this increasingly complicated world that we live in, is… — Simon McBurney
Consider why Germany, fighting a war on two fronts, desperate for fuel and materiel of every sort, would bother to load millions of Jews on… — Edgar Steele

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