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• When I was a kid, I used to send away for those ventriloquist kits on the back of comic books.
• Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
• Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they…
• When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it.…
• If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
• A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!
• And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of…
• As a parent, I'd - I'd be a better father.

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