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Bo Burnham has 64 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got…
• What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
• What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.
• Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
• When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.
• In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.
• If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
• For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
• Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
• When life gets you down, make a comforter!
• Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.
• If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

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