Snoring Quotes

42 Snoring quotes by 38 unique authors

The nurse sleeps sweetly, hired to watch the sick, / whom, snoring, she disturbs. — William Cowper
Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I thought I was… — David Duchovny
Intuition is just the sum of all your experience. The way I see it, everything you’ve experienced, everything you know, you think you know and… — Jo Nesbo
My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem. — Rex Hunt
I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my bandmates for snoring. — Frankie Muniz
[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until… — Jenna McCarthy
We continue to make more money when snoring than when active. — Warren Buffett
Why level downward to our dullest perception always, and praise that as common sense? The commonest sense is the sense of men asleep, which they… — Henry David Thoreau
The grey nurse resumed her knitting as Peter Walsh, on the hot seat beside her, began snoring. In her grey dress, moving her hands indefatigably… — Virginia Woolf
Business men who are busy the whole day and immediately go to bed after supper, snoring like cows, are not likely to contribute anything to… — Lin Yutang
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus. — Ogden Nash
They say it's not the snoring itself but those anxiety-packed moments in between snorts. It's the waiting for the nasal passages of the person lying… — Sloane Crosley
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my door, I refused… — Zooey Deschanel
I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I… — Adam Sandler
Snoring keeps the monsters away. — Judy Blume
After a few mouthfuls of moon-flavored air, even the stubbornly drowsy can find themselves wide-eyed.. All the normal noises of life were gone, leaving behind… — N.D. Wilson
Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled, finally etching a… — Eoin Colfer
I'd address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying I was a… — Jeaniene Frost
The city was asleep on its right side and shaking with violent nightmares. Long puffs of snoring came out of the chimneys. Its feet were… — Anais Nin
When I have run out of words to copy, I look out the window at this strange place called India. Inside the train, the people… — Patricia McCormick
Now its raining its pouring the old man is snoring now I lay me down to sleep I hear the sirens in the street all… — Tom Waits
I missed Rosaleen's snoring the way you'd miss the sound of the ocean waves after you've gotten used to sleeping with them. I didn't realize… — Sue Monk Kidd
To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox. — Heather Brewer
We stepped back and looked at the king of the gods, slumped in his chair snoring, and cradling his crook like a teddy bear. I… — Rick Riordan
He didn't see anything." She rolled to her feet. "I was in your bed! We could have scarred him for life!" "Grace, we weren't doing… — Jill Shalvis

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