"[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor……" — Jenna McCarthy
"[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore."
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