Jenna McCarthy Quotes

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• Women, we care a great deal about being thin and good looking, whereas men mostly care about sex - ideally with women who are thinner…
• Beyond the profound federal perks, married people make more money; we're healthier, physically and emotionally; we produce happier, more stable and more successful kids; we…
• [Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until…
• Merely watching a romantic comedy causes relationship satisfaction to plummet. Apparently, the bitter realization that maybe it could happen to us, but it obviously hasn't…
• As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere appetizer couples hasten…
• The man you married is yours to have and to hold for the rest of ever, even if he starts chewing tobacco or decides to…
• Scientific studies about relationships fascinate me, and I devour them hungrily, especially when they give big, fancy-sounding names to everyday experiences.
• One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce.
• Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out.
• What do women do when they get together? We sit around and talk! Men, not so much. My theory is that this difference is genetic…

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