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- It's raining it's pouring, the giants are snoring, they bumped there heads, an went to bed, knowing they weren't going to super-bowl in the morning!
- That awkward moment when your sitting in church and fall asleep and start snoring, then the preacher calls your name and you say amen.
- 1990's Polo Ralph Lauren on him. Gone a few years the whole world snoring on him. Girls all up on him I spread em, hit…
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- The nurse sleeps sweetly, hired to watch the sick, / whom, snoring, she disturbs. — William Cowper
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- My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem. — Rex Hunt
- I may or may not have almost body slammed one of my bandmates for snoring. — Frankie Muniz
- [Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound… — Jenna McCarthy
- We continue to make more money when snoring than when active. — Warren Buffett
- Why level downward to our dullest perception always, and praise that as common sense? The commonest sense is the sense of men… — Henry David Thoreau