Best Smoking Proverbs

909 Smoking quotes by 638 unique authors

If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live. — Neale Donald Walsch
I quit smoking well over twenty years ago. — Shelley Berman
Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing… — David Sedaris
My daughter told me she wasn't afraid of spider but that she was afraid of my smoking. She said that she was afraid of my… — Unknown Author
Strange as it may seem, there is nothing in which a young and beautiful female appears to more advantage than in the art of smoking. — Herman Melville
Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic hinterlands. "And you actually saw… — David Sedaris
She only maintains that it is possible, under some circumstances, for a lady to murder her husband; but that a woman who wears ankle-strap shoes… — Judith Martin
...smoking is just a habit. 'Tolstoy', she said, mentioning someone I hadn't met, 'says that just as much pleasure can be got from twirling the… — P.G. Wodehouse
It is quite a three-pipe problem. — Arthur Conan Doyle
I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in… — Mark Twain
If I start going back to church, I'd have to stop the smoking and drinking, and I wouldn't be able to curse any more. — Katherine Heigl
Ten to 20 years out, driving your car will be viewed as equivalently immoral as smoking cigarettes around other people is today. — Marc Andreessen
When I was in seventh grade my mom caught me smoking cigarettes and punished me by making me smoke the entire carton. All it did… — Pink
You may have heard that back in the States there are some people who are smoking grass. I don't know how you feel, but it's… — Pat Morita
I will go so far as to say probably smoking had something to do with my pancreatic cancer. — Patrick Swayze
I applaud the American Cancer Society for all they do to eradicate smoking. Their local, state and national efforts help to discourage young people from… — Allyson Schwartz
We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves. — Matt Stone
When I was an art student in the early 60′s before the acid scene began I was smoking pot just like anyone else who was… — Bill Griffith
I had always turned it down-to me, smoking pot was absolutely the worst thing in the world. I thought of it as an addiction, and… — Tommy Rettig
What a blessing this smoking is! Perhaps the greatest that we owe to the discovery of America. — Arthur Helps
Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette. — Martin Amis
We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud. — Condoleezza Rice
If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I'd decline. ''Just keep my liver and lungs in good… — Luis Bunuel
Still. Smokers out there, you know what I'm talking about. That moment, after you've had a huge meal, say at Thanksgiving, when you step outside… — Jim Leyland
The two Christians met on the way many people who were going to their towns, women and men, with a firebrand in the hand, [and]… — Christopher Columbus

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