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May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest. — Charles Lamb
May be the truth is, that one pipe is wholesome, two pipes toothsome, three pipes noisome, four pipes fulsome, five pipes quarrelsome; and that's the… — Charles Lamb
Contented saturnine human figures, a dozen or so of them, sitting around a large long table...Perfect equality is to be the rule; no rising or… — Thomas Carlyle
Tobacco smoke is the one element in which, by our European manners, men can sit silent together without embarrassment, and where no man is bound… — Thomas Carlyle
The pipe marks the point at which the orangutan ends and man begins. — Ben Jonson
You have proved it is a very moral habit. — Benjamin Disraeli
A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself. — Russell Hoban
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT. — Dave Barry
Cigarette companies market heavily to young people. They need young customers because their product kills the older ones. It is the only product that, if… — George Carlin
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. — Mark Twain
I promised myself that if ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner. This is the… — W. Somerset Maugham
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it. — George Burns
If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go. — Mark Twain
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special… — Raul Julia
OH, I LIKE smoking, I do. I smoke for my health, my mental health. Tobacco gives you little pauses, a rest from life. I don't… — David Hockney
In countries where breast-feeding has stopped, more smoking will automatically be there. That's why the West smokes more than the East - because no mother… — Rajneesh
Small children smoking, and the mother is not aware that it is because the breast has been taken away. In all primitive communities a seven-year-old… — Rajneesh
Whenever you drop something by fight, it is never dropped. You can drop smoking by fighting, and then you will start doing something else which… — Rajneesh
You cannot stop smoking directly because it has many related things, implications. You are tense, and if you stop smoking you will start something else… — Rajneesh
I am less interested in your chain-smoking; I am more interested in your habit. Any habit that becomes a force, a dominating force over you,… — Rajneesh
You may have decided again and again, and again and again you have failed - not because smoking is such a great phenomenon that you… — Rajneesh
You must be a deeply anxiety-ridden person, otherwise chain-smoking is not possible; chain-smoking is a by-product. You must be so concerned about a thousand and… — Rajneesh
A meditator cannot smoke, for the simple reason that he never feels nervous, in anxiety, in tension. Smoking helps - on a momentary basis -… — Rajneesh
I have just instructed Laxmi to make a small temple for smoking here in the ashram. But you have to go very alert, aware, meditative!… — Rajneesh

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