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Will Cuppy has 31 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is…
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If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it…
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As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin?…
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Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
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Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
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Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man…
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The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was…
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Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
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My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.
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I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not…
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A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.
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The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens…
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