Will Cuppy Quotes

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• Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of…
• If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
• As Darwin puts it in The Descent of Man, 'Male snakes, though appearing so sluggish, are amorous.' Isn't that just like Darwin? It was one…
• Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
• Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.
• Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on…
• The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was…
• Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
• My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped.
• I do not travel. I am not much of an extrovert, and I'm not much interested in extroverted objects. I do not care for the…
• A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras.
• The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens because there is…
• Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.
• The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.
• The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices.
• The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be.
• The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how…
• It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.
• Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.
• Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.

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