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• My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
• An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
• It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their…
• Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is…
• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
• California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
• The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
• I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
• The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
• An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
• What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
• A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

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