Sir Quotes

841 Sir quotes by 498 unique authors

As for us, He has appointed the job of permanent unemployment. If he wanted us to work, after all, He would not have created this… — Unknown Author
Well, sir, if things are real, they’re there all the time." "Are they?" said the Professor; and Peter did not quite know what to say. — C.S. Lewis
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow… — Winston Churchill
I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess. And… — P.G. Wodehouse
A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation. — Stephen Crane
Officers, what offence have these men done? DOGBERRY Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth… — William Shakespeare
Yes, I answered you last night; No, this morning, sir, I say: Colors seen by candle-light Will not look the same by day. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in… — Stephen Colbert
But he always licked to get visitors alone in the billiard room and tell them stories about a mysterious lady, a foreign royalty, with whom… — C.S. Lewis
Now sir, said the bulldog in his business-like way. 'Are you a animal, vegetable, or mineral?' - The Magician's Nephew — C.S. Lewis
And if wishes were pies, I`d weigh more than I do. Sir Myles of Barony Olau — Tamora Pierce
Bang! Bang! Bang! Sorry Mr. Yipes, sir, she won't budge!' Put your back into it, man, give it all you've got!' Bang! Bang! Bang! — Patrick Carman
I have been to the speed of God, sir...and I discommend it. — John Ringo
I don't talk things, sir. I talk the meaning of things. — Ray Bradbury
I take it, sir, that you do not approve of our new society." "Approval, sir, in my opinion, demands the attainment of perfection. And in… — Baroness Orczy
I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you? — Alexander Pope
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether… — Benjamin Disraeli
Don't, Sir, accustom yourself to use big words for little matters. — Samuel Johnson
I do not think, sir, you have any right to command me, merely because you are older than I, or because you have seen more… — Charlotte Bronte
Sir, I shall not defeat you - I shall transcend you. — Benjamin Disraeli
But, Sergeant Osbern, Sir, I like my head. — Tamora Pierce
Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir... Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through. Yes, get Pirelli's! / Use… — Stephen Sondheim
you must learn to live as I do - in the face of constant criticism, opposition and censure. That, sir, is the English way. — Susanna Clarke
I have a private theory, Sir, that there are no heroes and no monsters in this world. Only children should be allowed to use these… — Alfred de Vigny
I hold my peace, sir? no; No, I will speak as liberal as the north; Let heaven and men and devils, let them all, All,… — William Shakespeare

Who Wrote These Sir Quotes

498 authors contributed a total of 841 Sir Quotes, led by these top contributors: